'Ichigo, Where Is Your Body?'

Ichigo Kurosaki: Tatsuya Isaka
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Me: Tatsuya-kun?

Tatsuya: Hai, Tori-chan?

Me: Where is your body?

Tatsuya: Nani? -Laughs-

Me: You didn't know that Yousuke Ito-kun (aka Urahara Kisuke) made a gigai of you?

Tatsuya: NANI!?!? He did what!?

Me: Un, and he was selling it on e-bay...

Tatsuya: And you know this how, Tori-chan?

Me: -Tries to hide Ichigo/Tatsuya's body in her closet- Oh, because Eiji Moriyama-kun told Kumiko Saitō-chan who was gonna buy it...

Tatsuya: Ah... Wait!! What's that? -Points to the body that looks like him then sees Tori run away with it- HEY!! TORI-CHAN!! GIVE ME BACK MY BODY!!

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