Jeff Hardy Fanfic Intro

"Val!" Ric yelled as he ran over to me.

"What?" I asked as I laced up my wrestling boots.

"Didn't you say your twin bro' was comin' to the show tonight?" He asked as his own twin brother, Cain, came up behind him.

"Yeah. What of it?" I stated dryly. They shrugged their shoulders. I gave a slight snort as I rolled my eyes, hooking the chains to my belt and my lime green and black skinny tripp pants. "C'mon, lets get to make-up to finish our gimmick before we have to go on." I stated before I started to walk off to the make-up room. The guys followed me as I sat in the chair and allowed Micki and Jami to do their work.

Jami worked on my eyeliner and eyeshadow as I put on a good layer of lip gloss as Micki did his thing with painting the wounds onto my body, paying alot of detail on the blood running out of them. After Jami was done with my eyeliner and eyeshadow, she stood behind me and started to spike my hair. It worked with all the head banging I do when I go out to the wrestling ring. Micki then started on my nails, painting them black first before he did his thing again with making it look like blood splatter.

Cain smiled from where he was, the stitches that were on his face making him look even scarier than normal, manly with the fake blood leaking out of his ears. Ric shivered at his younger half, slightly scared out of his mind. "Done~" Micki and Jami's voices rang out as they stood aside. I grinned before I ran off to the Gorilla pit, soon joined by the rest of my gang, Blood Splatter Inc. which was Ric and Cain. My music hit first, seeing as my "partners" were suppose to be unknown. When Darkness Falls by Killswitch Engage started to play. The crowed went wild as I banged my head, slapping hands with fans before I got to the ring.


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*UNKNOWN POV~!*

The rest of us guys watched as the main event started. "Phil, didn' ya say that your sis' is a wrestler here?" I asked my Straight Edge friend, who just nodded his head just as When Darkness Falls echoed around the arena. It was just like a smaller version of World Wrestling Entertainment.

"Introducing our very own Queen of Xtream, the Queen of Goth and Women Champion, and half of our Mix Gender tagteam... VAL BROOKS!!" A woman stated as the crowd went nuts. Val pushed her back against the ropes as she hooked her arms around them, flipping over them. She jumped on one of the turnbuckle and danced to the music at the same time lip singing. Just then her music was cut off and replaced with Scream, Aim, Fire! by Bullet 4 My Valentine.

"And her partners... Our very own Prince's of Hell! Our Tagteam Champions and one half of our Mix Gender tagteam... Ric and Cain Enfer!!" The woman introduced them. They both had on pants like Mike's which was kinda funny, seeing as one looked to be drenched in blood and had most of their mouth sewn shut, their eyes gray; dull; and lifeless. The other, who had a brownish reddish like hair looked to be crying as his light blue, almost white eyes, shun with tears. He looked the most timid amongst his partners. Val took the mic out of the woman's hand before she walked up to the middle of the ring. She brought to her mouth before she smirked.

"Blood Splatter Inc. is here to drench those who stand in our way in their own blood!! We are XTREAM!! It's not just a word, it's a way of LIFE!!! We'll shed our own blood to keep you kiddies happy, we'll put our bodies on the line, hell, we'll even put our careers on the line!!" She finished before she handed the mic to the blond. He gave a sick chuckle.

"For some of you who forgot who I am... I'm Cain,the bringer of blood and chaos. Blood Splatter Inc. will show you the true meaning of Xtream and HARD CORE!!" He slowly licked his lips as his eyes scanned the crowed, the women screamed in delight at the now lusty gaze before he turned it on his brother, wrapping his arm around his brothers waist. Cain then licked his brothers cheek, sending every chick in the crowed into a frenzy.

"Seems like they play as a couple..." Adam whispered into my ear. I nodded my head. Just then, the other guy ripped the mic from his brother.

"And I'm Ric... The eldest Enfer twin... ready to bring malice and fear to all those who stand in our way... and try to steel my brother away from me..." Ric stated as his voice dripped with acid. Music then started to play. A really slutty chick came out with two bleach blond males. I chuckled at how they were dressed. There was WAY too much pink on those guys. It should be against the law to wear that much pink. My eyes traveled back to Val as she got up into the Barbie's face. Her clothes were perfect for wrestling. Skinny black and lime green tripp pants, the shredded-up top with the fishnet under armor over a lime green and black skulls push-up bra. Then black wrestling boots to finish it off. I could barley see the tattoos that decorated her body from where I was sitting.

"Here comes the slap!" A pair of guys said that sat in the row in front of me. And just then, Val pulled her hand back and slapped the shit outa Barbie. The bell rung. She wasted no time by pulling Barbie's hair before throwing her into the middle of the ring, just as she got on top of her and started to wail on Barbie's face with powerful left hands.

"Now she'll tag in Ric." One of the guys said. And he was right, she tagged in Ric.

"The Barbie wannabe will tag in one of the gay Kens!" The other said. It happened. Just as the Ken clone got into the ring, he was speared into the mat by Ric.

"The Bloody Spear!!" The crowed roared. The blond on the ground had bits of blood leaking out of his mouth. Ric then tagged in Val. She jumped onto the top rope and did a tight rope walk around the ring.

"The Queen is going for The Barbie and the other gay Ken!! This is when The Bodies Poetry comes into play!!" The guys cheered. And just as they said, she did something like Poetry in Motion. She ran on the ropes before she flung herself at the two partners, hitting them with her thigh and hip. The crowed went silent as the Barbie grabbed a hand full of Val's pitch black and lime green streaked hair before she rammed her head right into the pole.

"THAT'S A DQ REF!!! SLUTY BARBIE WENT AGAINST THE SCRIPED!!" Some of the fans screamed.

"Wow. So they know... but they're so into the match..." Punk muttered. I nodded my head as Val put a hand to her head, pulling it back, she saw it stained in blood. Both the Ken clones knocked out the ref before they went for the attack. Val turned around as she licked her own blood of her hand before she went into a crouch. Just as they got close enough, she rammed her knee into one of the Kens gut, forcing him to double over. Then she did a great round house kick to the other guy. Ric and Caine then grabbed both of them just as Val speared the blond Barbie right into the barricade. Every thing went into slow motion as Val held her stomach, blood leaking threw her fingers as her eyes widen in shock. On the floor, a few feet from her, was a blade covered in blood.



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*YOUR POV~!*

My heart pounded in my chest and my ears as I spotted the blade.

From the little playboy bunny head that was engraved into it, I could tell it was the bitches gigging blade. She hid it on her person just for this. I couldn't think as I jumped over the barricade, running threw the fans, some times I brushed up against a few of their signs just as Coming Undone by KoRn started to play, telling me it was my team who won. Just before I reached the door, I rammed right into someone's chest, making me stumbled slightly before I grabbed onto their shirt with my blood dyed hand, staining the lime green fabric of their butten down shirt.

I gently pushed them away before I continued to run, my hand clamped over the wound on my stomach. Once I ran where I needed to go, I ran in. I even ran right to the front desk. The nurse looked up at me. I winced as some of the body paint mixed in with the blood that was seeping threw my fingers. "I... need... help... sliced... stom-..." I couldn't finish my sentence as I fainted. My legs crumpled under my weight. After what felt like years, I opened my eyes to see a white ceiling. I groaned before I tried to sit up, keyword TRIED.

"Ah!!" I screamed before my back slammed back down on the bed. A white hot burning feeling ran from the top of my navel up. "FUCK!!" I shouted as I arched my back off the sheets.

"Ms. Brooks, please don't thrash around, you'll rip out the stitches." A doctor said, hearing my cries of pain.

"Laugh it up doc. Then we'll see who's going to be stuck in this bed." I threatened. The doctor smiled at me.

"Well nice to see you too." She sarcastically said. I rolled my eyes.

"Shut it Meg." I stated sourly.


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After abit, Meg said I could go back. She gave me one of her black butten down blouses that she seems to always have with her. I smiled as I signed myself out. I ran back to the arena, but I was stopped by a limo. The door opened and Ric and Caine stepped out. A smirk graced their faces. "Hey Val!" Caine called out. I raised an eyebrow.

"What?" I asked, eyes running over the limo.

"We just got signed over to WWE!!" The twins shouted together.

"What!? Really!?" I asked, getting all big eyed. The door closest to me opened up, and out stepped the man that owned the best of the best. "Mr. McMahon..." I said in awe, my jaw dropping slightly. "HOLLY SHIT!" I cried out. I grasped the right side of my chest, feeling my heart slam against my ribcage.

"I'd like to welcome you to the WWE Ms. Brooks..." Mr. McMahon stated. My eyes bugged out of me head before they folled into the back of said head (rymed). I fainted right into Ric and Caine's arms just as the WWE wrestlers came out to greet us...

All except one...


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Crystal: Hoped you liked it!!!

Crisz: This might take place during the Matt V. Jeff saga or the Jeff Hardy V. CM Punk saga.

Crissy: Tell us wich it should be!

Yoru: The one that is asked the most out of-- what? 35?

Crystal: No... 30!

The Twins (Crissy&Crisz): So please review with which you want... and if Val should be a--

Crystal&Yoru (Evil Twins): HEEL!!! or....... *mummbles* baby face... *rolls eyes*